Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinosuchus? Funny deinosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 3 · Answer 1 · 2024-09-01T15:02:46+00:00

Guys I think john wick just got a new pet lizard

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2024-09-01T15:02:00+00:00

Guys did John Wick just get a pet lizard!?

score 8 · Answer 3 · 2024-05-04T20:53:22+00:00

Looks like sarco ate a little too much pork tonight

score 10 · Answer 4 · 2024-02-08T19:10:38+00:00

🎶Crocodile Hunter, big Steve Irwin.

Crocodile Hunter, action man!!🎶

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2024-08-04T12:41:03+00:00

It’s an Dino official on ark ascended

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2024-11-01T17:11:30+00:00

Hi I play evolved and we got a cool update recently but I had seen this got added to ascended like I'm I am paying anything to giga bite my friend

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2024-07-22T21:01:29+00:00

Bro why does it say spinosauras kibble mobile if it’s not on mobile?

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2023-12-24T01:45:43+00:00

If you see it turn your way RUN

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2024-10-25T15:25:11+00:00

Saltwater-crocidile like: I'm biggest crocodile on earth!

Deinosuchus joined the group modern crocodiles like:

Sup, nerd.

Saltwater-crocodile like: whatte****.

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-10-25T15:18:20+00:00

Deinosuchus is like 'The Godzilla of ARK'.

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-10-22T23:44:34+00:00

Is it locked behind a mod or is it like normal dinos

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-09-26T20:41:48+00:00

THIS THING IS SO FREAKING SCARY

Also Ark needs to add garugas aberrant version to aberration

score -3 · Answer 13 · 2024-10-24T08:40:00+00:00

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:(

score -3 · Answer 14 · 2024-11-16T06:31:17+00:00

Oh balls

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