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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinosuchus? Funny deinosuchus jokes submitted by ARK players.
During my first attempt at putting this lvl 150 beast into a taming pin off my own thought process, I passed the wrong button and dismounted my argent. As my feet hit the ground I heard the chomp of the mega charge bite. BOOM! Got both me and my otter on my shoulders. Rip Jess. Respawned not to far away cause my base was barely 800 meters away. But sadly, I got there just in time to see the final bite on my argent. Part of me wanted to shut the game down and walk away for the day. But I live in ark by not turning off the game on a low point. Gotta have an achievement before shutting have off. Spent the next hour or so trying to line up the Gator and my pin just right. She went in easy peasy. Closed the doors and started taming while chatting with the people on my discord in my best Steve Irwin voice. I even used his technique with using meat instead of kibble. Still got 66 levels added to her. My sigh of relieve when the "Name your Dino" window popped up. I rejoiced and brought her to base. Now Becky lives happily with me and my Rex and my secondary argent. Next time I gotta go replace my argent, gain two levels to make my dieno saddle, and find a new otter. Lol.
Oh yea, I snuck this tame out from under a male and female Rhynognathia. 😅
How is chilling around with my pink purple and black Megatherium and this thing pulled up and was like oh you think you can relax I’m gonna truck you up. then I tamed it because it was a level 150 and it was green and black. I don’t know why though it was hilarious. What do you think?
Someone: “I bet my Sarco could 1-shot this thing!”
Also that someone: “ Okay Where you at, bastard that killed my frog army?!?,”
That someone again while on said Sarco that could 1 shot : Oh there ya are, Me and Bob here says ONLY TAMED SWAMP PUPPIES ALLOWED IN THESE PARTS,
That someone and Bob the sarco whilst the Deinosuchus tears them apart: OH SHOOT-
Your Bob (Sarco) ( lvl 457 )! died to a Deinosuchus (lvl 105)!