Once I went swimming, this guy appeared and ate me.

I had just led my boss fight Dinosaurs from my mountain home on the peak of the Frozen Fang through the wilderness, along the beaches to the south east island off the coast that only herbivores spawn on to build a new home. I get to the shores of the island relieved I won’t need to return to the swamp with them until it’s time to fight the Broodmother, I do a head count, all four EVO T. rex are accounted for, all four Allosaurus are accounted for, all four Ceratosaurus are accounted for, all three Spinosaurus are accounted for, the pair of Acrocanthosaurus are and so is the EVO Giganotosaurus, but I realise I’ve lost Fuzzybum, my Yutyrannus. I check the tame list and she is over 2500 metres away. In the mouth of the swamp. So I backtrack, get on a Spinosaurus to swim across the bay and leave it at the beach to go back on foot. I would come to regret that decision, as I enter the mouth of the swamp I see Fuzzybums head poking out behind some rocks. Getting chewed on by Piranhas, rocks are the most annoying obstacles when leading a herd, I have to always mine them away or charge a Ceratosaurus through a them. I approached Fuzzybum to Mount and gtfo there and I can’t mount her, no I have to Remove Leeches. I quickly do so and I then notice a dark blob in the ocean to the left, it’s approaching slowly and I think it’s a stupid Meg that would be able to reach me. This is why I should not have come on foot, as when I back out of the wheel after removing the leeches, I am greeted by a gaping pair of jaws. I proceed to scream like a small child, wake up my household and the Deinosuchus slams it’s jaws shut on my face, breaking all my bones, I am not dead but injured and luckily the Yuty was able to slay the beast, I get on Fuzzybum and get out of there before another one of these monsters decides to look for a midnight snack. I have to return to the swamp to tame a 150 of these ungodly beasts, to feed it like I am Steve Irwin. I will be on one of my boss Spinosaurus so I won’t have soiled pants next time. Lesson here is do not go into the swamp on foot unless you want to be paralysed by Snakes, swarmed by bugs, chewed by Kaprosuchus or Sarcosuchus or worse, having your face eaten off by this thing and these things are more common than Sarcos now.