I was watching my brother's play on their single player world. They were on a…
I was watching my brother's play on their single player world. They were on a raft and my older brother was driving it when they drove right next to a deinosuchus. My little brother freaked out and jumped straight into the ocean (RIP his character) and My older brother drove away without his brother's stuff ๐
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DO NOT HAVE A SHOULDER PET!! I snuck up to toss some delicious prime into the 'One Shot Death Trap' and accidentally threw little Jimmy straight into the snap โ ๐ข๐ญ๐ ๐คฃ
50 seconds, I spawned in I died I didn't even gear up the bags I just didn't run, I didn't see him "love up Don't love down"
I didnโt know Florida was a new map?!?
Sarco: im the terror of the swamp
Kapro: nuh-uh i am
Baryonyx: *clears throat*
Deinosuchus: *walks over with his beer belly* ya guys think ya better than me?
I think the sarco and the rex were more than just friendsโฆ
P 1:This is tickles.
P 2:I canโt see itโฆ
P 1:Itโs because heโs shy!
( splash splash)
P 2:This water is refreshing.
P 2: why is your pet so shy?
P 1: oh, heโs not shy, actually. Justโฆlikes to be hidden
P 2: why the name tickles?
P 1: oh, he just likes to nibble at peoples feet. It..( cough) ticklesโฆ
P 2: your dog is funny.
P1: oh, heโs not a dog.
P 2: what does he eat?
P 1: youโre about to find out!
โ plastic bag
Your average Australian crocodile
How can quetzals pick these things up but can't pick up a galli.
Roses are red
My brain is made of tin
This swamp puppy is the pet of Steve Irwin
Run (doom Music starts)