Evolved players: swamps are really hard I'm glad I crossed the swamp in one piece

Ascended players: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW *sobs*

50 seconds, I spawned in I died I didn't even gear up the bags I just didn't run, I didn't see him "love up Don't love down"

DO NOT HAVE A SHOULDER PET!! I snuck up to toss some delicious prime into the 'One Shot Death Trap' and accidentally threw little Jimmy straight into the snap ☠😢😭😅🤣

P 1:This is tickles.

P 2:I can’t see it…

P 1:It’s because he’s shy!

( splash splash)

P 2:This water is refreshing.

P 2: why is your pet so shy?

P 1: oh, he’s not shy, actually. Just…likes to be hidden

P 2: why the name tickles?

P 1: oh, he just likes to nibble at peoples feet. It..( cough) tickles…

P 2: your dog is funny.

P1: oh, he’s not a dog.

P 2: what does he eat?

P 1: you’re about to find out!

— plastic bag

Was flying around the swamp going up north. All of a sudden I see a bary fly past me and out if the trees comes a deinosuchus. Literally yeeted the guy.

I didn’t know Florida was a new map?!?

Ark really loves making some of the scariest and most dangerous carnivores passive tames don’t they?

Sarco: im the terror of the swamp

Kapro: nuh-uh i am

Baryonyx: *clears throat*

Deinosuchus: *walks over with his beer belly* ya guys think ya better than me?

Like clumby clumbernut once said… It’s as dangerous as me when I don’t have my coffee: Deadly.

I think the sarco and the rex were more than just friends…