Me: I am lonely I want hug

Deinonychus: oKaY :>

They will slap you with their tails

They will kill you with fluff

But most importanty

They hug you and your rexes until you give dem their cookies

He Attacc,

He Protect,

But most importantly,

He latch on tame’s Bacc.

Deinonychus : I created you created me

Raptor: microraptor why’d u create this guy

Microraptor: i didn’t create that guy

Deinonychus: TOO BAD

Server list.

Deinonychus

Allo pack

Allos: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

Deinonychus: *calls in pack*

Allo left the server

Allo left the server

Allo left the server

I was playing ark with my friends and the first time we saw deinoychus was funny.

I was playing with my crew, and we were just strolling around and doing our own things, when one of my friends yelled "FULFFY RAPTOR- FLUFFY RAPTOR WITH LOTS OF BITES- LORD OF ALL THE MERCY GODS HELP ME-!" me and my other two friends were laughing very hard, until my second friend screamed "OH GOD THERES A FLUFFY RAPTOR SAMMY IS RIGHT-" and soon enough we all got attacked by Deinoychus. But we were laughing for five minutes straight.

Did you know that the Jurassic park raptors were based off deinonychus, and they later filled in the inaccuracy in Jurassic world 1 when Dr wu said "nothing I Jurassic world is natural, we always fill in the gaps in the DNA", then in Jurassic world dominion, it is stated blue has monitor lizard DNA which is why she reproduced without a male, BUT That's not TRUE BECAUSE MONITOR LIZARDS AREN'T ASEXUAL IT IS DESERT WHIPTAILS AND MOURNING GECKOS THAT ARE ALL FEMALE and erm, I feel very strongly about monitor lizards especially varanus salvadori

-Ira's Aquatics

Only one thing to do, bola your friend and run before the 6 foot turkeys get you

Finally a new DLC that has every thing

oh crap these bois are here

ABANDON REX ABANDON REX

This thing is faster then Usain bolt

Here's a story. I was riding my fluffy raptor, not much of a care in the world. But I was near a pond, and a raptor pounced me. Anther fought Copper, my fluffy raptor. Alas, even tho Copper's strength was high, the raptor had faster attack, leaving Copper to die... I have sworn to kill every last raptor I see. #killthemraptors.

Titanosaur: you can’t defeat me

My 5 Rexs: I know but he can

My one deinonychus: *enters*

Don't be me and breed 40k of these and set them to aggressive wander

Ark: I think we are all set we have all the hybrids.

Devs: oh heck nah, we forgot to breed rock drake and raptor.

Ark: i shall add it to a new map

Devs: what shall we call it?

Ark: deinonychus!

Raptor: who r u?

Deinonychus: I'm u but waaaaaay better.

It looks like a raptor that can fly because of its feathers. That would be scary, I mean just imagine you are wandering around and then one of these mf just drops out of the sky like a kamikazi plane and just destroys you and your tames. That would be terrifying. An Airaptor

It's very simple. Raptor but fuzzier

I had 5 Deinonychus nests right next to my base and i just discovered them

Finally just finished taming the first giga bring it through the gate whoo wait hold up what’s the little furry cist thing on the giga *giga level 200 has been killed by deionicis level 16*….. other tribe members wait what that sound me ahhhhjhhdfddvcfhgxcvcfh.

Dame those things are strong

Wait what? There is a fat dodo on my rex. What's happening? Wait, why is my rex bleeding, wait, OH SHOOT-