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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I was playing ark with my friends and the first time we saw deinoychus was funny.
I was playing with my crew, and we were just strolling around and doing our own things, when one of my friends yelled "FULFFY RAPTOR- FLUFFY RAPTOR WITH LOTS OF BITES- LORD OF ALL THE MERCY GODS HELP ME-!" me and my other two friends were laughing very hard, until my second friend screamed "OH GOD THERES A FLUFFY RAPTOR SAMMY IS RIGHT-" and soon enough we all got attacked by Deinoychus. But we were laughing for five minutes straight.
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
It's like a big microraptor, but instead of knocking you off your mount, it latches to your creature and tears it a new one.
You also get them by kidnapping their unborn children and raising them, like wyverns and rockdrakes.
Use a bola to bola your tribe mate then you will be fine
Roses are red
Violets are blue
If it glows red
There you and your dinosaur are Screwed
How to tame.
Step 1. Sneak up behind it.
Step 2. Pluck out a feather.
Step 3. Run and scream
Step 4. Respawn and try again.
ARK: Alright we got giant pigs, bees, sloths, manti, cats, etc. What else do we need?
Devs: GIANT ARCHAEOPTERYX
A rock drake, thyla, and a raptor all mixed into one horrifying creature. HEY YOU GET TO STEAL ITS EGG TO YAY
Alright Bob that's it! Bring the rex through here. Not far to the base now! Wait... What's that on the rex?
Rex: Iβm the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I canβt be tamed but Iβm still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
2 words FLUFFY RAPTOR all i need to say
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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