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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Did you know that the Jurassic park raptors were based off deinonychus, and…

Did you know that the Jurassic park raptors were based off deinonychus, and they later filled in the inaccuracy in Jurassic world 1 when Dr wu said "nothing I Jurassic world is natural, we always fill in the gaps in the DNA", then in Jurassic world dominion, it is stated blue has monitor lizard DNA which is why she reproduced without a male, BUT That's not TRUE BECAUSE MONITOR LIZARDS AREN'T ASEXUAL IT IS DESERT WHIPTAILS AND MOURNING GECKOS THAT ARE ALL FEMALE and erm, I feel very strongly about monitor lizards especially varanus salvadori
-Ira's Aquatics
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Rex: I’m the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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