Us: Yeah lets take their beloved children!

Them: Honey we got attackers! Little jimmy- protect him! Little jimmy noo! Kill the humans! *he fails and little jimmy is taken* Nooo! Attack! *gets hit and is almost dead* protect jimmy!

That is why we spawn in them, my friends

*cries in mobile*

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Hey guys I hear a turkey, wait is see something on our giga. Run from that thing that latches on to your gigas and rexes because our giga is about to rampage!

These guys are stealthy jerks that shred tames

Direwolf:I Am The Floofiest

Deinonychus:Right, hold my beer.

Soooooo… I may have changed the settings a bit and my deinonychus goes faster that a gallimimus and has more health than a bronto level 16…

Literaly my chicken dinner at Christmas

Free hugs

Description of deinonychus:

a raptor mixed with a microraptor mixed with a terror bird mixed with a thylacoleo mixed with a rock drake mixed with a dodo

If there was a deinonychus/rock drake hybrid that could glide, climb better, and camouflage, while also being fast and pouncing on prey, I'd be so happy

OK so I'm leaving my base because in valguero our rivals the psycho's who do the most insane thing I was just about to make turrets but them on their dein they huged my paracer so I left going to my secondary base what they were trying to find out where it was so I'm in then I see my turrets look at onion my paracer then I see a big feather hugging him and i whistled my beast parasaur what his melee damage is so high it two shores a Allo but the my mind went go towards it I did it was claimable so ya I have a dein and my rivals are getting blamed for making me think I was getting ataked by a giant dino chicken so if you get on valguero and you see a dead body pile then watch out I'll get u Stay Chill UwU

It is said only people wearing light up sketchers can outrun this thing

Just bigger micro raptors

Raptor: Daniel

Deinonychus: The Cooler Daniel

It’s like if you fused a rock drake with a raptor and made it climb walls and cling onto other creatures.

True fear.

She atacc. She protecc. But most importantly she leap

I found one that was a high level so I stole it's egg. That was the last time I ever stole an egg when something was looking.

POV:your Raptor evolved into Dienonychus

They're passive human flesh tame

Wait what? There is a fat dodo on my rex. What's happening? Wait, why is my rex bleeding, wait, OH SHOOT-