What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Take your friend with you, so you can bola them and use them as bait while you steal the eggs
They will t bone you if you’re not careful
Those jump on you and put you on the ground. Also they can jump on your mounts, then they ram their claws in your poor dino and damage them by biting it.
Creep up slowly, stand right behind it, catch egg, runnn!
IT's Rideable, Breedable and Climb Walls , And can give stacked blood damage, its a nice Dinos i can say
It comes out tomorrow, psyched for valguero and these dudes, plus deinosuchus.
Greetings from before release date!🥳🤪😜😛
Me that’s a giga friend we can’t kill it me well we do have a fluffy raptor friend won’t work me it did
This thing is an ass hole
Alaska,alfalfa
These things can be found on the cliffs of Valero and they are ANNOYING.
GOD DAMN IT I WANT THESE GIANT RAPTOR BOIOS BUT I PLAY ON CONSOLE AAALFKSKFKMDKDKDLFKKSKCKDKDKDK GOTTA WAIT A MONTH LONGER THAN PC WOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll build a base below a cliff so I don't have to build the 4th wall... Oh wait these a-holes are gonna jump me
Me on my deinonychus chasing someone, come back here
Other guy, never (climbs cliff) now your down there ha
Me, not for long (climbs cliff with deinonychus and kills him)
Noobs be like:Hey little birdy!
Pros be like:GET OFF MY REX YOU STUPID BIRDS!!
Me:uhhhh -bolas my friend- NOT TODAY BUSTERS
Anyone want to see a macro version of this?
Raptor and rock drake: who in the hell are you
Fluffy raptor: I’m the DNA combination of you and your friend there sooooo long story short I’m better than you
Raptor and rock drake: alrighty then.....see you ‘round (not)
HOW TO TAME...
STEP ONE:I have bo idea but if you see one...run and if it gets you, I would respawn somewhere else
Jeez dododex gives us a damn picture plz u.p.v.o.t.e
Goes through meat like a crack head through meth as a baby be sure to stock up on tons of cooked meat
I sacrificed my brother and his Dino they died. The Dino was level 25 and my brother and his Dino are level 100
Poop on it