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So cute got 2 though We are mating when the baby grows up...I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT SLEEPING CLOSE TO THE JERBOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

More Deinonychus Funny Tips

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It's like a big microraptor, but instead of knocking you off your mount, it latches to your creature and tears it a new one.

You also get them by kidnapping their unborn children and raising them, like wyverns and rockdrakes.

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Player: hehe…when they aren’t looking I’m gonna snatch that egg.

Deino: oi mate we see ya perfectly ****** well

Player *who only hears deino screeching*: crap

Deino: now imma eat ya mate

Player: *runs*

Deino: thas wut I thought mate

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Use a bola to bola your tribe mate then you will be fine

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So i tamed on right, had a ton of tames, and something attacked one of my tames, everything went after it, and of everything to die... it was my xxlraptor

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How to tame.

Step 1. Sneak up behind it.

Step 2. Pluck out a feather.

Step 3. Run and scream

Step 4. Respawn and try again.

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ARK: Alright we got giant pigs, bees, sloths, manti, cats, etc. What else do we need?

Devs: GIANT ARCHAEOPTERYX

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Rex can’t tame me

Wyv can’t touch my egg

Raptor I am angry 😀

Deinonychus can’t touch this

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A rock drake, thyla, and a raptor all mixed into one horrifying creature. HEY YOU GET TO STEAL ITS EGG TO YAY

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Alright Bob that's it! Bring the rex through here. Not far to the base now! Wait... What's that on the rex?

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Rex: I’m the best tame

Allo: doubtful

Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp

Giga: hello foolish mortals

King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga

Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.

King Titan: screams in fear.

-all other life forms have left the game-

Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor

Deinonychus: *does screech thing*

ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!

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