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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
This thing is the definition of a miscarried rock drake thatโs father is a raptor
Take your friend with you, so you can bola them and use them as bait while you steal the eggs
They will t bone you if youโre not careful
Those jump on you and put you on the ground. Also they can jump on your mounts, then they ram their claws in your poor dino and damage them by biting it.
Creep up slowly, stand right behind it, catch egg, runnn!
IT's Rideable, Breedable and Climb Walls , And can give stacked blood damage, its a nice Dinos i can say
It comes out tomorrow, psyched for valguero and these dudes, plus deinosuchus.
Greetings from before release date!๐ฅณ๐คช๐๐
This thing is an ass hole
Alaska,alfalfa
These things can be found on the cliffs of Valero and they are ANNOYING.
Goes through meat like a crack head through meth as a baby be sure to stock up on tons of cooked meat
I sacrificed my brother and his Dino they died. The Dino was level 25 and my brother and his Dino are level 100
Poop on it
What island our these found on?
Saw one and I was gonna tame it and I was on my pterodactyl and I was going down the two packs direwolfs killed it ๐ข๐ข๐ข
So cute got 2 though We are mating when the baby grows up...I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT SLEEPING CLOSE TO THE JERBOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
They jump on you and your pet dodo and second by second you bleed put and slowly die... Also there so fluffy
Yeah............................................................................... just donโt leave your pteranodon alone near them
Everybody gangsta till the raptors and drakes get naughty
Me and my freind were wearing gliders and I run faster so I was running and all of a sudden I hear screaming. I turn around and my freind is being raped by 20 deinons.
Raptor, but give it more feathers, and also methamphetamine.