Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So cute...IT LOOKS LIKE ITS CUDDLING WITH MY JERBOA... its a baby
The Walmart version of a raptor but itโs soo op that you think the raptor is the Walmart version
The raptor who finished puberty and took rock climbing lessons
Yeet yeet yeeeeeeeeeet them haters
A deinonychus isn't a microraptor it's a megaraptor
What the heck is this Thing is it a raptor
The little shit likes jumping on you and tearing you apart
These things can be found on the cliffs of Valero and they are ANNOYING.
This thing is an ass hole
Alaska,alfalfa
Me on my deinonychus chasing someone, come back here
Other guy, never (climbs cliff) now your down there ha
Me, not for long (climbs cliff with deinonychus and kills him)
Anyone want to see a macro version of this?
Raptor and rock drake: who in the hell are you
Fluffy raptor: Iโm the DNA combination of you and your friend there sooooo long story short Iโm better than you
Raptor and rock drake: alrighty then.....see you โround (not)
HOW TO TAME...
STEP ONE:I have bo idea but if you see one...run and if it gets you, I would respawn somewhere else
Jeez dododex gives us a damn picture plz u.p.v.o.t.e
Goes through meat like a crack head through meth as a baby be sure to stock up on tons of cooked meat
I sacrificed my brother and his Dino they died. The Dino was level 25 and my brother and his Dino are level 100
Poop on it
What island our these found on?
Saw one and I was gonna tame it and I was on my pterodactyl and I was going down the two packs direwolfs killed it ๐ข๐ข๐ข
So cute got 2 though We are mating when the baby grows up...I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT SLEEPING CLOSE TO THE JERBOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐