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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So cute got 2 though We are mating when the baby grows up...I CANT STOP LOOKING AT IT SLEEPING CLOSE TO THE JERBOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
They jump on you and your pet dodo and second by second you bleed put and slowly die... Also there so fluffy
Yeah............................................................................... just donโt leave your pteranodon alone near them
Everybody gangsta till the raptors and drakes get naughty
Me and my freind were wearing gliders and I run faster so I was running and all of a sudden I hear screaming. I turn around and my freind is being raped by 20 deinons.
Raptor, but give it more feathers, and also methamphetamine.
This is Me watching it from far away: oh look itโs a friendly microraptor!!! - Me when it gets close: OH SHIT ITS A FLUFFY RAPTOR!!!! Runnnnnnnnnnnnnn! - Me when Iโm pounced on: OOOOH it soft ๐ฎ๐ฑ. - Me dead: ๐ต
Lot of body guards for the nest
TBH, I think the deinonychus is better than the drake because of the latch move
Does anyone remember the deinonychus who was in a mod and had most of the same abilities?
Tame: AHHHH a Little Rock drake who clings to guys is attacking me!!!
Player: at least we know that raptors are related to drakes!
There on scorched earth apparently. ๐ค
Having trouble finding these? Just wander the cliffs with your best spino and best gear and youโre guaranteed to find at least 20
GOD DAMN IT I WANT THESE GIANT RAPTOR BOIOS BUT I PLAY ON CONSOLE AAALFKSKFKMDKDKDLFKKSKCKDKDKDK GOTTA WAIT A MONTH LONGER THAN PC WOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'll build a base below a cliff so I don't have to build the 4th wall... Oh wait these a-holes are gonna jump me
Deinonychus: I'm gona cut you so bad you wish you died as a child
The only thing these fluffy raptors do is gang bang u all the time!
Like if it happen to u once
When you and your sister are just chilling in the kitchen when two of these just upping open the door and hunt you down and you lock one in the freezer
Does anyone know this was a actual dinosaur?
We hop, we bug, but most importantly we hug.