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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Rex: I’m the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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How to tame a DEINONYCHUS
1.look for a egg
2.charge in
3.grab the egg
4.if the parents k*ll you close the game
5.pray to god
6.open the game
7.try again
8.but if you do get the egg and escape good for you
9. Craft three fireplaces
10.light them ALL
11.put the egg down next to the fireplaces
12. stare at the egg for long periods of time
13. when I hatches, shove food in its mouth until it loves you.
14.repeat
I made this to make people laugh😄
Dev: ok I have a new idea for a creature
Dev 2: Goodness no
Dev: let’s have a deinonychus
Dev 2: that is actually a lot better than I suspected
Dev: but…
Dev 2: Rockwell kill me already
Dev: it can climb walls
Dev 2: gosh no
Dev: quiet. It can also only be tamed by being raised by stealing an egg from packs of up to 10
Dev 2: please no
Dev: they also have the speed of a raptor and strength of a carno
Dev 2: MAKE IT STOP
Dev: make it so they also can latch onto tames.
Dev 2: why did I get this job
Dev: that’s it
Dev 2: phew, glad that’s over
Dev: wait they are also so fluffy the player does not know they are being mauled until they die
Dev 2: just kill me rockwell! DO IT NOW!