ARK: Survival Evolved Companion
Rex: I’m the best tame
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
Tysvm For Reading! ❤️ 🌺🐲
Finally just finished taming the first giga bring it through the gate whoo wait hold up what’s the little furry cist thing on the giga *giga level 200 has been killed by deionicis level 16*….. other tribe members wait what that sound me ahhhhjhhdfddvcfhgxcvcfh.
Dame those things are strong