Deinonychus Egg: *Exists*

Us: “I’m about to end this whole mans career”

Me: FINALLY I escaped that deinonychus!

Deinonychus: haha Dino go brrrrr

He hug you,

Not because he is hungry,

Not because you stole his egg,

Not because he hates you,

But because he want cookies

Omnom19: "Hey look at the mutated dodo! I didnt know that could happen!"

Pizzaparty11: "It cant.."

MimiloThe00: "Go tame it! And look it climbs!"

Pizzaparty11: "Im not so sure about this idea-"

Your tribemate Omnom19 level 4 was killed by a deinonychus level 98.

I have a story!

So I was hatching two deinonychus eggs and they finally hatched. They looked the same but from differwnt parents. Their names were Fluffjuice and Floofclaw. I put them off follow and they instantly died.

Pray they make it up safe.

Make sure you clear the area around the nests out before you run in and try to grab an egg... you will regret it FAST if you don’t lol

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If it glows red

There you and your dinosaur are Screwed

These things piss me off to tame I try tameimg them without stealing there egg the idea goes south almost immediately so I just kidnap there unborn children not even kidnap eggnap then spend what it feels like three years to hach without the right gear tip 8 standing torches and 1 stone fireplace should do it it work for me but back to topic then I have to make sure they don't starve to death then mack sure they don't die growing up then make there saddle and boom got one but It usually ends up they die trying to defend me

This Dino is the definition of dodo+raptor ngl

Raptor+Rock Drake=Deinonychus

Everyone! stop what you are doing and turn off Dino damage, those fluffy raptors are not nice! Turning off Dino damage is like turn off the Dino's ability to shred you to bits

Just throw jerboas at em and run for the eg

They finally have a picture!!! It's magnificent!

Some actual tip: Kiting these with a fast bird, like the Pteranodon is pretty viable. I land a bit away from the Deinos, see them start coming, hop on and float over a cliff until they fall off and get the egg left behind. Might take some time though....

I’d call it a discount Rock Drake if it wasn’t a pain in the ass to get...

So let’s call it a limited edition Rock Drake and leave it at that

I tried to Hugit, And it killed mehaha

Evolution of a dodo

1: dodo

2: micro raptor

3: archaeopteryx

4: raptor

5: furry raptor

These peeps look like literally overdressed Raptors.

The strongest, most powerful, fastest, and stealthy dinosaur in the entire Ark is a chicken

So it’s a raptor and a rock drake in an archaeopteryx’s body.

Need I say more?

Once upon a time it was exclusive to my favorite map valguero and now it’s on fjurdor