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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-10-29T14:43:35+00:00

Fluffy raptor

More words

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2021-08-13T18:24:09+00:00

Stealing eggs from most creatures: there’s no cheesing with flyers. Ones also a fleury and the other two live in no flyer maps.

Stealing from Deinonychus. HAHAHA FLYERS GO BRRRRRRRR

score 4 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-21T13:07:00+00:00

How to tame:

Run at nest,

Make them go after your rex,

Grab an egg,

Respawn and die again.

(For the person who did

How to tame

Run in

Pluck out a feather

Run and scream

Respawn and try again.

I am not trying to copy your work but good job on your work :D)

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-18T20:27:40+00:00

DESE ANGRY BEASTS OF FLOOF

MAKE SURE YOU TAME A FLOOF

A SPIKE FLOOF

ONE THAT DOES HAPPINESS JUMPS

ONE THAT HUGS

AND ONE THAT DOESNT LIKE YOU

(this is an advertisement for Deinonychus)

*cuddles not included

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-18T20:25:44+00:00

All they want is hugs but nobody gives them hugs so they force hug everything

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-08T21:29:47+00:00

Deinonychus child: "Mommy!"

Me: "I'm not your-" *turns around*

Deinonychus mother: *hugs me to death*

Deinonychus child: "Stupid hooman."

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-19T14:10:01+00:00

These are small Yutyrannus except they’re (sorta) cute wait no it ate my bronto kill them all

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-24T20:45:26+00:00

I raised an army of Deinonychus I felt powerful, I was killing Rexes, Allos, & Brontos. Then one day I saw a Rock Elemental Level 30 sent in my army and lost every single one. Life tip: Don't send in your fluffy craptors after Rock guys

score 4 · Answer 9 · 2020-02-08T21:41:53+00:00

Raptor: you can’t defeat me Deinonychus: I’m you. (But with feathers)

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-14T02:30:29+00:00

Compy:I am the best pack animal!

Raptor has joined the chat.

Compy has left the chat

Raptor:no silly I am

Allo joined the chat

Raptor left the chat

Allo:silly children’s talk

Yuty has joined the chat

Allo has left the chat

Yuty :AHAHAHAHAH IM THE BEST

dinonicus has joined the chat

Dinon:did you hit the crack again

Yuty:yes sorry my king

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2023-11-03T04:44:55+00:00

Are they here ? No. What about here !? NO!? Where are the eggs ? Well there are some but I see no nest ... Well mabey .. no !? Why can't I find them ?

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-30T08:15:51+00:00

So to get a egg you need to first speed run the game, then bring all your tek armored level 200+ trexs, after you bring them bring to the home of the nest you might loose some rexs but it’s ok because now you gather the egg and leave. You now have a deinonychus!

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-02T02:26:01+00:00

For that one person, Paracer’s are giant hippos. You’re welcome. Ark has already added giant hippos and we just thought they were deformed giraffes or something

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-24T16:43:43+00:00

Just get an army of these guys and you be set for any raid

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-31T17:57:52+00:00

1.Find the egg 2. Gilly suits

3. Steal the egg 4.runnnnnnnn.

Don’t forget to have good health and very good movement speed

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2020-10-30T22:04:31+00:00

Why is it that raptors and deinonychus aren’t the same creatures in ark?

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2019-06-25T09:19:20+00:00

You shouldn't have problem to find them at all...

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-21T04:25:56+00:00

I have 149% of velocity, and i can steal two eggs just running, and jumping XDXD, i play in official servers

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-02-06T17:22:41+00:00

These things killed my baby jerboa. I don't trust them...

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-12-01T13:03:01+00:00

Remember don't bring captors the deinonysuchus ex