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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the deinonychus? Funny deinonychus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 7 · Answer 1 · 2019-07-27T04:10:05+00:00

I GOT SEVEN EGGS IN UNDER 5 MINUTES DONT ASK HOW

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2023-10-31T20:41:09+00:00

Keep away from kids

I know some things

~ Cross Platform Guy

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-18T20:31:32+00:00

they like to hug you with fluff

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-18T20:28:33+00:00

dese bois will hug your tiny feetsies if you're not careful

Remember dey hug

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-05-09T12:29:58+00:00

Deinonychus: "We be walkin with our feathers puffed out."

Deinonychus 2: "Look theres a hooman's rex. Let's hug it."

Deinonychus 3: "The hooman will never notice."

Deinonychus 1: "We be walkin cuz we like huggin rexes."

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2024-08-10T19:19:32+00:00

But it’s a raptor

Like pyroraptor

It’s very slow at swimming

Dominion lied to us all

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2023-09-03T14:19:29+00:00

Easy tame go up the an adult punch it to knock it out, repeat that to its family then go to the egg then eat it and run away to the nearest cliff jump off of it.

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2023-08-24T13:51:54+00:00

All you need is a ghille suit and a whip in valguero. Forget about fjordur

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2020-12-17T19:12:36+00:00

This thing is half chicken and half raptor

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-11-06T15:40:57+00:00

Raptor+Rockdrake+hell

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-07-17T19:24:32+00:00

I think this will beat a raptor in the Olympics

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2024-07-10T08:19:03+00:00

Do a 360 with a trank dart then roast it on a fire

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-09-06T17:54:47+00:00

Used an Argy to get the pack away from the nest felt real smart about it. To only end up grabbing an egg and getting on my Argy to be jumped by one of them which then latched as I was flying through the air. Only found 1 egg in the 3 nests there. Thought I was going to die 😂 beautiful dinos.

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-23T21:19:39+00:00

I love the way that look that look like a bird and raptor had a baby that had a baby with a rock drake 😂😂😂😱

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-21T17:39:24+00:00

U see this fluffy raptor syntac run for your life

Syntac:this is are new valgerooo game:syntac ha s been killed by 180 deinonychus syntac:what the heck was that

score 6 · Answer 16 · 2019-10-06T01:34:04+00:00

These are like leeches but for Dinos and they’re fluffy and vile

score 6 · Answer 17 · 2019-09-27T15:50:28+00:00

THX DODODEX FOR PICTURES OF EVERTHING NOW!😀UPOVOTE SO THAT PEEPS SEE!also have fun killin deez.

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-10T19:10:20+00:00

Savage love did somebody did somebody RIP YOUR HEAD OFF LOOKING KINDA STUPID CUZ SORTA DIED! 🤦🏼‍♀️

-KMALESIC

score 6 · Answer 19 · 2019-07-13T21:23:59+00:00

Raptor means “thief” in a language. But who is the real thief, eh? To tame you have to steal the eggs. Maybe that is why they are so vicious...

score 6 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-09T17:26:23+00:00

July 9th, still waiting.

Really Wildcard? I was really excited for Valguero because it looked genuinely really cool and i love the new deinonychus. BUT THERE IS STILL. NO. RELEASE. DATE. NOT EVEN A RELEASE DATE. IT'S JULY WILDCARD CAN YOU GIVE US WHAT YOU PROMISED?! Xbox and ps4 have feelings too.