These things piss me off to tame I try tameimg them without stealing there egg…
These things piss me off to tame I try tameimg them without stealing there egg the idea goes south almost immediately so I just kidnap there unborn children not even kidnap eggnap then spend what it feels like three years to hach without the right gear tip 8 standing torches and 1 stone fireplace should do it it work for me but back to topic then I have to make sure they don't starve to death then mack sure they don't die growing up then make there saddle and boom got one but It usually ends up they die trying to defend me
More Deinonychus Funny Tips
Rex: I’m the best tame
Allo: doubtful
Reaper: haha u suck scary alien go chomp chomp
Giga: hello foolish mortals
King Titan: I can’t be tamed but I’m still better than u smol giga
Deinonychus: excuse me, mates, I left my ten Titanosaur corpses around here.
King Titan: screams in fear.
-all other life forms have left the game-
Rockwell: Your not so tough little chicken raptor
Deinonychus: *does screech thing*
ROCKWELL HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
Human: *Walks By Deinoychus Nest*
Deinoychus: "Hippity Hoppity"...*goes to maul a ovis*
Human: "What'd You say?" *Walks Closer To Nest.*
Deinoychus: *Turns Around And Tilts Head Cutely*
Human: "Oo Look! An Egg , I Hope You Don't Mind If I..." *Human Picks Up Egg*
Deinoychus: *Makes An Enraged Face* "I said... HIPPITY HOPPITY STAY AWAY FROM MY F**KING PROPERTY B***CH"
(20 Mins Later)
Human: *Goes Back To The Deinoychus Nest*
Human: "Where's My Stuff?"
Deinoychus: "Gone , Reduced To Atoms."
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