Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
With our backs to the wall,
The darkness will fall,
We never quite thought we could lose it all.
Ready aim fire-
Ready aim fire!
An empire's falling in just one day.
You close your eyes and the glory fades.
Ready aim fire!
Ready aim fire awayyy..
(Fire!)
Ready aim fire!
Ready aim fire away!
Off in the distance,
There is resistance,
Bubbling up and festering.
Hey mr. Motion, make me a potion
Shake it all up with your mistery.
How come Ive never seen your face around here,
I know every single face around here,
A man on a mission
Changing the vision
I was never welcome here..
We dont have a choice to stayy...
We'd rather die than do it, yourr wayy.
WITH OUR BACKS TO THE WALL!
THE DARKNESS WILL FALL!
WE NEVER QUITE THOUGHT WE COULD LOSE IT ALL!
READY AIM FIRE! READY AIM FIRE!
Trying to take an ember it runs into lava water fall...(re-spawn) get back on it runs into rocks..i fall in lava lake..(re-spawn) get back on it gets hurt by lava start over on taming... Runs into lava again (re-spawn) etc
Finally tame it! Name it (Death Wish)
And now I have gray hairs.