Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
What the ARK devs though: 1: I have a idea for a new fantasy dinosaur. 2:…

What the ARK devs though:
1: I have a idea for a new fantasy dinosaur.
2: What is it?
1: A wyvern that glowing and looks likes a small mountain of crystals called ,,Crystal Wyvern".
2: What do it do?
1: (Tropical Crystal Wyvern) It will give u a bath.
1: (Ember Crystal Wyvern) It will let you burn in hell.
1: (Blood Crystal Wyvern) It will turn u into a stick.
*Me: best bad joke ever.*
More Crystal Wyvern Funny Tips
Beware of the darkness of wyverns,
Beware of the stalker of eggs,
Beware of the talons of crystals,
Beware of who is not what she seems.
Something is coming to crytallize the ARK,
Someting is coming to scorch the ground,
Crystal Isles will fall beneath Ember and Blood,
Unless the lost Lair of Crystal can be found.