Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
Beware of the darkness of wyverns,
Beware of the stalker of eggs,
Beware of the talons of crystals,
Beware of who is not what she seems.
Something is coming to crytallize the ARK,
Someting is coming to scorch the ground,
Crystal Isles will fall beneath Ember and Blood,
Unless the lost Lair of Crystal can be found.
On my way to get a Blood Wyvern egg earlier and I witnessed another level 150 one obliterate a player on his Griffin and it also took out 4 Terror Birds with it. Damn near crashed into a mountain I was laughing so hard! 🤣 Poor Terror Birds! They didn't do anything to warrant that kind of punishment!
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