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What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
It smells like poop and it smells like p
Seagull stole my blood crystal wy egg so i killed it with a rocket laucher
In soveit russia you dont ride wyvern wyvern ride you
Beware of the darkness of wyverns,
Beware of the stalker of eggs,
Beware of the talons of crystals,
Beware of who is not what she seems.
Something is coming to crytallize the ARK,
Someting is coming to scorch the ground,
Crystal Isles will fall beneath Ember and Blood,
Unless the lost Lair of Crystal can be found.
Beware of the stalker of eggs,
Beware of the talons of crystals,
Beware of who is not what she seems.
Something is coming to crytallize the ARK,
Someting is coming to scorch the ground,
Crystal Isles will fall beneath Ember and Blood,
Unless the lost Lair of Crystal can be found.
True men tame this with their fists and berry seeds.
Just walking through a cavern then being chased by 20 crystal wyvern airs
When I find my first crystal wyvern egg: canβt wait to hatch this egg! Moments later after putting it in the flames of campfires oil fires and flamethrower flames:WHAT TOO COLD DO I HAVE TO PUT YOU IN A POOL OF LAVA!?!? After putting in a lava river:STILL TOO COLD?!?!
You don't know fear until your playing the island and see a level 450 crystal wyvern in the sky flying towards your base
When you think about it the blood wyvern vomits it's blood
I bought the switch version of ark, itβs a very efficient way to waste Β£45
Alpha tribe comes to my base either a blood crystal Wyvern and wiped out everything in its path and it was a level 132!!!!!!!! My tribemate logged off as soon as he saw the Wyvern
Rock drake: A Battery
Managarmr: AA Battery
Wyvern: AAA Battery
Crystal wyvern: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Managarmr: AA Battery
Wyvern: AAA Battery
Crystal wyvern: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Question: Why is a Crystal Wyvern an endgame creature, while a Rockdrake (what is much harder to get) is a midgame creature?
I like how thereβs six people who say βFirst tip,β and give no useful information.
Yes, I submitted a tip.
And a helpful one too
Yes, I submitted a tip.
And a helpful one too
I've tamed like 10 they still won't go through the obelisk
Basically a Karen, give them crystals and theyβll love you
Now all I can think about when I see a blood wyvern is, blood for blood god, skulls for the skull throne
Me: I canβt believe I tamed a Crystal wyvern!
The next day: it died to a spino.
Me: I hate my life.
The next day: it died to a spino.
Me: I hate my life.
So I have 10 wyvern eggs in my inventory and a group of seagulls come and take them all. From now on the eggs go in my tames inventory.
Console players( me and all teh fresking protesters ): JUST A FEW MORE DAYS..
Pc players: shooooo i am making buttons click click clickety *keyboard noises*
Pc players: shooooo i am making buttons click click clickety *keyboard noises*