What the ARK devs though:

1: I have a idea for a new fantasy dinosaur.

2: What is it?

1: A wyvern that glowing and looks likes a small mountain of crystals called ,,Crystal Wyvern".

2: What do it do?

1: (Tropical Crystal Wyvern) It will give u a bath.

1: (Ember Crystal Wyvern) It will let you burn in hell.

1: (Blood Crystal Wyvern) It will turn u into a stick.

*Me: best bad joke ever.*