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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-05-23T21:13:16+00:00

Hey anybody play Dragon city here? Can we make a fan club in a dye or resource so I don’t have to awkwardly type this message in here? If so thanks!

??? I’m using a secret identity. Mwahahaha… 🤫😏

score 4 · Answer 2 · 2022-05-01T20:03:47+00:00

Funny story as I'm taming one and counting seconds in-between feeds my wife proceeds to tell me it's 20 wing flaps between feeds as well so lo an behold I just listen to the flaps and she was right 😂😂

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2020-09-02T19:04:08+00:00

Goodbye pt, hello crystal wyvern

score 6 · Answer 4 · 2020-08-04T14:06:24+00:00

Holy shrinking dodos the Queen of Crystal Isles is here yeet the force tame get ready aim your wyverns to fire the forcetame.

-Seasnake

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-07-27T11:06:30+00:00

Tropical: Silkwing/leafwing/seawing hybrid

Blood: Skywing/nightwing hybrid

Ember: Flamewing(fantribe)/skywing hybrid. ....... You're welcome

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-01-14T12:17:53+00:00

My friend and I were travelling in a wyvern trench and my pt decided to take a dip in the hot lava so there was a fire wyvern and now were his dinner

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2021-03-10T21:25:48+00:00

They are passive tames don’t hit them unless you want to visit heaven

score 5 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-25T16:53:32+00:00

Me finally finds a crystal wyvern cave in the desert

Also me can’t find eggs

Wyvern DIE bitc#

score 5 · Answer 9 · 2020-10-22T19:43:43+00:00

Me; Why does a wyvern look like a crystal wyvern?

Wyvern; Because He was made before me

Crystal Wyvern; No he was made before me

score 5 · Answer 10 · 2020-08-25T10:34:30+00:00

Console. Today is the day. Let's do this.

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-26T19:59:21+00:00

Its a bird its a plane NO ITS *gets picked up* MAAAAMAMAAAA mario going to die *wyvern lets go* WEHEEEEE

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-06T16:02:49+00:00

My egg is still not hatching after I put it in strait lava and 20 torches around it!

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-29T23:12:10+00:00

Rock drake: I’m da most loved dragon ever.

Dragon boss: no I am.

Wyvern: no I am

Managarmr: no I am

Wyvern: your a sugar glider from Ohio lol

Managarmr: Says the two legged lizard

Rock drake: break it up here guys

Wyvern and Managarmr: SAYS THE FEATHER LIZARD FROM OHIO

Dragon boss: Chill out

Everyone else: BRO SAYS CHUBBY CHUNGUS IN A VOLCANO

All the “dragons”: *fights and argues*

Crystal wyvern: hi what y’all up to.

Wyvern, Managarmr, rock drake, and dragon boss: *bows*

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-17T04:15:16+00:00

Quickly! Spam gates!

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-01T23:43:30+00:00

Me going to Eldritch isle:

Me: Ahhh gonna tame me some aberrant creatures

Ark: Welcome!

Ark: How about like SIX KARKINOS?!

Me: (Runs away on my Wolf)

Me: Can I have an aberrant creature?

Ark: Here’s an aberrant Otter.

Me: More Please?

Ark: NOPE

score 4 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-13T13:28:38+00:00

I don’t know why people think it’s in September it’s august 25 ya dingisis

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-04T15:53:50+00:00

Lol yeah mobile players r worse off, we get limited resources, limited Tames, and a limited map 😂.

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-14T15:05:59+00:00

You gotta get a purple crystal wyvern and name it "puff the magic Dragon".

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-06T16:32:07+00:00

It’s been 4 days and it’s still too cold I’ve been burning it with everything