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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the crystal wyvern? Funny crystal wyvern jokes submitted by ARK players.
So I went to tame megs and flew over to a spot…to find out my buddy set the Wyvern to flee…so I hopped on the other one and went back to check the taming process and find him later..the other one took off too…found mine but his is still missing😂 my whole server says to fire the poor man
What the ARK devs though:
1: I have a idea for a new fantasy dinosaur.
2: What is it?
1: A wyvern that glowing and looks likes a small mountain of crystals called ,,Crystal Wyvern".
2: What do it do?
1: (Tropical Crystal Wyvern) It will give u a bath.
1: (Ember Crystal Wyvern) It will let you burn in hell.
1: (Blood Crystal Wyvern) It will turn u into a stick.
*Me: best bad joke ever.*