Me: Wow Perfect! I need cementing paste for my fabricated pistol/shotgun

Beaver:I’m bout to end dis mans whole career

Me: ooh a beaver dam!

Castoroides: BRO IM NOT A BEAVER AND ALSO GET AWAY FROM MY DAM

Me: *gets devoured 2 seconds later*

Chipzz fans will get it : Wigglesworth and me, Flying tree to tree, Cutting them all down, To build our bandit town.

They are a case of that one kid that hogs everything (in this case a dam)

Dam! I see a dam! (As in a beavers, we’ll, dam)

I was taking one when a dam spawns right in front of me😮😮

It’s the gaming beaver! He will protect his wood!

Real men make the cementing paste themselves 😈

Here is a good roast to say to a salty ark player

(What to say) if i was a castoroides I’d say I don’t give a dam about what you say

Had one near my base. At the time I was building my spike wall around my base. I also have piranhas near me. I was building my sarco pen and then… one ran right into my unfinished spike wall. I walked up to it cuz I thought it might of been attacking it, but nope. I hit it, it ran the other way, right into my sarco….who killed it. Yup 🤦🏻‍♀️ I think what happend was it was attacked by piranhas then fleed into my spike wall witch almost killed it then got killed by my sarco. Lol these guys are a hoot sometimes.

How did these guys eat? Their teeth are blocking their mouth!

My mom once told me the world looks like macaroni to I tuck a bite out of a dam it tased kinda funny so I spit it at a castoroide now it is killing me :D

He looks like he’s constipated and trying to let out a months worth of 💩

I was playing ARK and streaming it to my friend in an attempt to get him to buy it for himself. When i stept on my Castoroides he went: "i want bever teeth so i can chew jawbreakers." He ended up buying the game and now we play it reguraly, still dropping beavers in his house. :)

Me and my friends were on griffins and argies looking for a beaver dam and we found one. There was a blue one lvl 145 but I accidentally killed it. We then found a purple one lvl 130 I accidentally killed it. Finally I found a lvl 140 but didn’t kill it luckily. We then tamed it and so on. But when you find a group of beavers just swoop in and pick them up it’s so funny feels like ur kidnapping them. 🤣

This thing is wack I saw 5 of them obese beavers and it killed my friend and my lev 178 dodo R I P dodo

Castroroides: BEAVERS, ASSEMBLE

Guy touching the dam: huh?

Roll rat with fur, here me out tho.

They look friendly but once I looked in the dam I instantly died from two of these pieces of crap. Never look inside their dam unless you want to die.

I SAW THEM BUILDING A GIANT WOODEN CASTLE! CHAT HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS IS LEGIT REAL!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱