Had one near my base. At the time I was building my spike wall around my base.…
Had one near my base. At the time I was building my spike wall around my base. I also have piranhas near me. I was building my sarco pen and then… one ran right into my unfinished spike wall. I walked up to it cuz I thought it might of been attacking it, but nope. I hit it, it ran the other way, right into my sarco….who killed it. Yup 🤦🏻♀️ I think what happend was it was attacked by piranhas then fleed into my spike wall witch almost killed it then got killed by my sarco. Lol these guys are a hoot sometimes.
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So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.