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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 7 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-15T15:00:56+00:00

The chomping beaver cause its F***** strong

score 7 · Answer 2 · 2020-06-07T18:23:38+00:00

These guys appeared out of nowhere and built a dam right next to my raft base, trapping me. Got my spino and a crossy. Guess who lost a spino and a fight...Beaware!

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-10-06T11:24:59+00:00

He looks like he’s constipated and trying to let out a months worth of 💩

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2025-10-04T00:08:43+00:00

Castroroides: BEAVERS, ASSEMBLE

Guy touching the dam: huh?

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2024-12-30T06:26:16+00:00

I SAW THEM BUILDING A GIANT WOODEN CASTLE! CHAT HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS IS LEGIT REAL!!!!!😱😱😱😱😱

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2023-06-04T05:32:45+00:00

Don’t underestimate the beavers you look around see one lone beaver a ways away quickly sneak up and open the dam then grab some wood and and walk run to your bird and try to escape the ten beavers that just spawned in form the grass😂

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-09-17T05:48:55+00:00

I tamed a lvl 19 with a bola a club, bio toxin, and berries. Help me.

score 8 · Answer 8 · 2019-02-08T04:03:23+00:00

be a good guy and don’t hit it or its dam

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2025-09-12T19:43:51+00:00

Why is this Beaver built like caseoh

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2023-12-25T02:26:39+00:00

We stole hundreds of units of cementing paste and ate the beavers with our argys, we called the beavers chicken nuggies

~ CPG

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2024-10-26T15:47:19+00:00

One time I was wandering around and saw a beaver dam I knew not to take anything but I looked in it I didn’t take anything but then the beaver started chasing me luckily I survived - a guy who lives on herbivore island with a stone house 3 dilophasauruses a phioma and parausar

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-02T07:08:18+00:00

One time me and my mates went to get cementing paste and like 20 something beavers all came charging like some wall of soldiers it was so funny when my friend got absolutely destroyed…

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-16T18:52:22+00:00

I saw a Castro fighting an alpha raptor

The Castro ran away.

About five minutes later. RIP ME

score 4 · Answer 14 · 2022-03-11T05:26:50+00:00

The new chain saw of ark

Giant beavers!

🦫=🪚

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2021-04-28T12:37:03+00:00

I play ark mobile and i really love to steal something (bronto egg, etc) and even steal from this guy's dam lol, he chased me to my little weak hut, i purposely die to him so he can forget about that, but no, he instead kill my two dilos and even destroy half of my hut :((

Then after that he decide to build another dam near my hut. You know what, i learn my lessons now

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2023-01-03T17:03:05+00:00

Just wanted to say thanks for your beaver dam with loot and sorry i destoryed it and can you pls leave my base

score 5 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-09T20:44:41+00:00

Once I saw one when I was new and I thought it was passive if I attacked but it one shot me

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2024-09-16T11:19:08+00:00

When you search up “Beaver” you get this dude. Thanks devs so I don’t have to memorize its name!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2023-10-22T12:33:51+00:00

If you look up beaver in the search bar (on Dododex) the castoroides pops up

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2023-10-09T11:32:31+00:00

I hate these things,

One time I was looking around,and I was new at the time I opened the beaver dam and the beaver all swarmed me and killed me.

at this moment I’m planing an attack on all of them for revenge.