Once upon a time there lived a noob.. Unaware of the land unknown he ran.. Was caught by a sarko but beacers saved him.. Friendly they were he thought till he saw the dam.. Now he's part of beavers their belly and dam
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They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, “Wow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?”
*John Cena theme song plays*
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)
Level 90, with full flak armor and standing next to my Rex, these jerks nibbled me to death. My Rex just stood there. I HATE BEAVERS!!
Rose’s are red
Violet’s are blue
If you touch my dam I’m coming for you
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn…
So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.
But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.
So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.
After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”
“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.