Eyy its Benny the beaver on steriods

These guys have tons of free wood and cementing paste! They love sharing!

I may of looked to see what was in their damn dam but they don't appreciate it.i wanted to take them too as well

When this happened i was a COMPLETE noob so i went up to a dam and i went in it and 10 seconds later i see a mafia of beavers come out of the woods and destroy me

Touch that dam for 0.0000001 seconds, and all beavers within an entire world radius will be eating you like a tree in no time.

I touched their home

Took all and logged out while they were killing me

Came back and they were dead for some reason

Thought grabbing all the wood at one time would be a good idea

Phsike I got nibble to death

When I saw one I thought that it was a beaver. I was really disappointed when it wasn’t. I went to pet it any ways and I died. These guys need to learn their manners!

If they see you robbing their dam, they wont give a damn if a giga is nearby it will chase your little tail

He/she looks constantly constipated in this picture.

I built a pen for my wild castoroides.

Easy dams, I’m fine, right?

Nooo, they chewed through the walls and killed 5 of my dodos, before I killed them.

Lesson learned, when breaking into a dam, move them first.

*everyone calling a beaver*

My NAME is CASSIDY!!!

Only true Veronica Mars fans will get the reference

Srry if you find this offensive idk if this counts as an offensive joke. So I leveled my beaver and I realized like 10 minutes later its max weight is 666. Again idk if this is an offensive joke so I apologize if you find this offensive

He drinks cork

He’s a perk

And most lmportly

When he lvl up he twerks

Beaver: no touchy my dam

Me: touch’s it any way

Beaver: you’ve mama”d your last amia

It’s just a dam beaver 🦫 why are you so mean to it. You raid its home

Tongue twister If a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood cold a woodchuck chuck

I managed to make an unconscious beaver spawn a Dam.

just knock it out then save and exit then reenter the game.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 🪵

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood…

Point: MAKE THESE THINGS CHUCK WOOD!

Up if ya like the suggestion pls😊