Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2022-07-08T19:32:34+00:00

I found one of these swimming around my base and thought it looked like a chicken nugget. So naturally, I had to immediately tame it and name it Mr. Chonky and love it forever.

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2022-07-06T20:32:27+00:00

The beavers are coming the beavers are coming

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2022-07-01T01:01:36+00:00

One of the og wood gathers also they have a chance of spawning a beaver damn if enabled wandering

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2022-06-24T13:11:54+00:00

This things lvl 90 solos sarco lv 55..what a chad

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2018-08-12T05:08:18+00:00

When I was a noob I tried to break theese then realized I could open it I opened it then I died yeah I didn’t get my stuff back and I deleted that character

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-14T09:15:03+00:00

This is literally the lumberjack that lives near my home

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-07-11T04:59:20+00:00

Beware, if you catch these guys super early, than they might build a beaver den out of nothing in your taming pen!

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-07T02:46:23+00:00

Ever want a giant beavers well now you can with beaver treats it’s just a few steps step 1 find a beaver dam, step 2 open it and do in daylight step 3 get your tranquilizers ready step 4 shove some berries down its splintered filled mouth step 5 make a saddle it’s that simple.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-01T22:14:09+00:00

How to take stuff and get away with it kill beavers first and then raid their homes

P.S. you might want a sword shield and shotgun

Then play bang by AJR and think about those beavers you just shot

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-31T20:57:54+00:00

Hon I’m going to the dentist I think I chipped my favorite Front tooth

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-03-02T00:38:59+00:00

I had a chibi one and made a meme... PHAT B-BEAVER!?!?!!

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-19T07:25:09+00:00

i dont like to raid there dam because i know that pain after getting raided.save dam save beavers.still i am getting raided

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2020-12-22T18:58:04+00:00

I was just minding my own business at lvl 30 and I am like oooooh a beaver dam and I needed cementing paste so I am like ok in and out the I get close a beaver charges then I start getting attacked I start running and then I run out of stamina I am like goodbye cruel world. Hint don’t evert try to loot these unless you got a flyer or a fast Dino.

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2020-10-19T19:43:39+00:00

What if you brought a beaver and took on the swamp cave

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2020-10-03T01:16:05+00:00

how much wood could a casteroids chuck if a casteroids chuck wood

how much wood would a casteroids chuck if a casteroids could fit in a truck

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-15T00:23:53+00:00

These Little Demons are so Agro

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2020-07-14T12:00:12+00:00

No touchy touchy

Noob: I want it so bad tho

Noob: plz?

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2020-05-13T19:23:31+00:00

They killed me 100 times when i destroyed there dam

I lost all my epic loot 😞

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2020-05-05T09:36:15+00:00

Aww this looks so cute! Ima pet it... HOLY SH*T NVM RUNN *4 of them chase me* AHHHHH- *Accidently swims in water* *Beavers swim faster and they kill me* x3x

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-04T21:42:17+00:00

A platypus. (Puts on hat)

PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!