
What are some funny jokes or stories about the castoroides? Funny castoroides jokes submitted by ARK players.
Ever want a giant beavers well now you can with beaver treats it’s just a few steps step 1 find a beaver dam, step 2 open it and do in daylight step 3 get your tranquilizers ready step 4 shove some berries down its splintered filled mouth step 5 make a saddle it’s that simple.
I was just minding my own business at lvl 30 and I am like oooooh a beaver dam and I needed cementing paste so I am like ok in and out the I get close a beaver charges then I start getting attacked I start running and then I run out of stamina I am like goodbye cruel world. Hint don’t evert try to loot these unless you got a flyer or a fast Dino.