Dam that’s a nice dam and dam the dam humans have come to dam steal dam stuff from my dam dam and dam now I have to dam make my dam teeth dam bloody because I have to dam kill these dam humans. Dam.

When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plz👍

Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that

Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me

Go pet the beaver they said. It won’t hurt you they said. It will be fun they said. 10 seconds later I’m dead in a lake

So a friend and I needed to do a cementing paste run and he was unfamiliar with how beavers straight up hoard you like zombies when you open their dams. I considered not telling him about it to watch him die hilariously, but I didnt want to lose his mount so I did actually warn him.

But I still wanted him to experience it so I got him to open the dam. I said, get in, get the paste, get out, get on your argy and take off.

So he approaches the dam. He stops. The beavers change course and charge. I warn him theyre on their way. He’s screaming “I can’t move!”. The dumb*ss picked up all the wood! 😂 He was slaughtered by the beaver hoard as I laughed in hysterics.

After they dispersed I grabbed his gear. “Where’s the cementing paste mate?”

“There was none.” 😂 He got slaughtered picking up wood and ONLY wood!! 😂 I damn near peed myself I was laughing so hard.

The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.

The arkbeavers representative

how much wood could a castoroides chuck if a castoroides could chuck wood

Dam this big beaver can make a dam in a dam good amount of dam time

Me: ooh a beaver dam!
Castoroides: BRO IM NOT A BEAVER AND ALSO GET AWAY FROM MY DAM
Me: *gets devoured 2 seconds later*