Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Srry if you find this offensive idk if this counts as an offensive joke. So I leveled my beaver and I realized like 10 minutes later its max weight is 666. Again idk if this is an offensive joke so I apologize if you find this offensive
More Castoroides Funny Tips
They love to share stuff from their dams. Go ahead and help yourself
Got eaten alive for touching their wood and I respect that
When you try to steal there damns there just like WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MA SWAMP and go full phsyco mode. Make the arrow green plzπ
Bump up for my little lystrosaurus he died in action to protect me
The legend says that after the 1000th stolen nest the beavers will rise up and destroy your base.
You wont be laugthing now you cementing paste Thief.
The arkbeavers representative
Lvl 10 beach bob wanders into the woods and finds a stream. He thinks to himself, βWow! beaverdams i wonder whats inside!?β
*John Cena theme song plays*
Why do they always attack me when I take their homes, it's not very nice (this is a joke, obviously)
Check the Area for beavers (Check)
Sneak over to the dam (Check)
Open the dam (Check)
Take The Stuff (Check)
Wonder where the hell the beavers came from (Check)
Die (Check)
Level 90, with full flak armor and standing next to my Rex, these jerks nibbled me to death. My Rex just stood there. I HATE BEAVERS!!
Roseβs are red
Violetβs are blue
If you touch my dam Iβm coming for you