I was hunting raptors and I found this thing and I was hunting on a rock with crossbow so thing was circling my rock and I screamed SHARK so I was there with a cross bow until another one came now I’m dead because I’m about to die of hunger when it come on land LAND SHARK and walked off stupid land shark¿

One time I loged onto a sever to a alpha Carno eating my base

Killed a low lvl carno with a sword by hitting it in the butt #Legendary

I was about lvl 20 and finally found a carno, which I proceeded to know kind out with my fists (who needs anything but mele damage, haha) and tame! But then my friend had to go up to a non-aggressive Dino and hit it, and I support him. We both die, my carno dies, and I am forever looking for another to fill the gap in my heart...

“Warning: Do not approach”-Many unfortunate Ark players.

He is rex 2.0 360 straight so why is it not in the redwoods there red

This guy’s arms make the rex look like a prehistoric bodybuilder.

Ok I have a few questions

One how is Bruce Wayne on the funny page

Two why is there a story in the funny page

Three what is the photo mode

Four call a Carno Mr/Mrs pudgarms

~spud 🐉

I tame a carno using wooden trap just with slong shot and 300 stones i recomend use phomia poop to tame

I'm making a shrine 4 Bruce Wayne I'm touched

Blitz killed his carno KillED HiS CaRNO

These things are so annoying they are like the T. rexs younger brother that didn’t get the looks and no arms you can kill them with pikes and crossbows but I reccomed a crossbow though so yeah and r.i.p. Bruce Wayne

Me: *hears carno in a dense forest*

The carno hiding right behind me: I SHALL ATTACK!

Me: *sees the carno charge at me*

Also me: *quickly pulls out shot gun and kills it*

The Caron’s brothers and sister: you have made a wrong choice.SO YOU MUST DIE!

Me: gets mauled by 10 carno’s coming out of the bushes

Me when I respawn: F*CK!

Evertime I bite one with my 429 rex and it survives it runs away like f%%ck That

Hey what’s that over there? It’s getting closer. Now it’s too late....

I spent 40 minutes for the pro hunt no bola better run I almost died to a sarco more sarcos a kapro a rex and titanaboa and I made it out alive with my pt I was sweating😂

Tried to pick a carno up with my argy but it one shotted me and my argy ( I didn't know that we can't pick up big dinos with it lol )

I had a car now named BEGINIS CARNØ. We were best ftiends. We went threw fights. hE always won along with the help of 3 parasaurus, 1 lystro, PTERA, 2 dinosaur and a raptir. We took down a brontosaurus together But when we did j was harvesting ankys and j found to be he was killing a brontosaurus! With the helps of spikes. But the brontosaurus ran to the ocean and there he rekt the heck out of everything while my 28283 HP turtal were DESTROYING the megladons. Sadley he was low HP and died. Rest in peace BEGINIS CARNØ.

This is why you don’t skip arm day or you’ll be a carno for the rest of your life (guy with pterodactyl)

You'll know it's a carno if you hear a dinosaur with asthma nearby.

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Plz up vo te!!

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