I made a whole account just to get fringed across the map when I’m trind to collect berries then I accidentally punched this thing I dont remember signing up for nasa
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
It’s big like this box. Click read more
Typing this from the moon. A helpful tip should have a few more words.
Man you are BIG😱brontosaurus up if you think so.
How to rule a surver 1tame 2 name war machine 3 get plat saddle 4 put cannons and ballistas 5 take over server
I saw a giant egg on the ground i took the egg. The Bronto slowly turned around I ran into my house and placed the egg in my chest. Not only did he kill me but he also destroyed my small little house. But in the end I got the egg because the egg was still in chest it was left…
I saw a giant egg on the ground i took the egg. The Bronto slowly turned around I ran into my house and placed the egg in my chest. Not only did he kill me but he also destroyed my small little house. But in the end I got the egg because the egg was still in chest it was left in a bag when it was destroyed.
When a bronto attacks you, you dont need a rocket anymore to get to the space xd
The titan dwarfs this giant.
Me when i was new:oh a giant blue egg me will take
Me:*grabs the egg*
Bronto:oh u will regret stealing ma baby
Me:*gets sent to a black hole 300000 light years away*
I swear these things fly when they die
Me:watching bronto be tamed
Also me: slowly dying of hunger
Me: *Le Gasp* the Bronto is almost TAMED. *Waiting for it to go up*
Bronto taming bar: 99.8-- 99.9
Me: *stares* OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDD
DO NOT GO UP TO ONE OF THESE THINGS WITH A CRAPPY WEAPON!!!! i did and in two hits from it i was dead. i will never again run up to a brontosaurus with a stone pick!
Insert me as a noob trying to KO it with a primitive bow here.
The brontosaurus’s name should be a yeetaurus
I like em big
I like em chunky
*chunky*
I like em round
With somethin somethin
Ooooo I think moto moto likes you heheh!
*moto moto walk up to you*
MOTO MOTO SAY YOU HAVE NO FREND
(O O F )
Lol get mutated one and paint blue fire over left eye. Paint upper body blue and lower body partially black. Paint legs white and tail black. Only undertale fans can understand lol.
He is tall
He is chonky
Dont forget
Your base go wonkey
Level up = tiny smol jump
A hELP fUlL tIP sHoULd hAvE a FeW moRE woRdS
A pegomastax killed my bronto. Left her on passive on the beach, thought she was safe. Oops.