Little girl: Man the moon looks pretty when I grow up I wanna be an astronaut

Bronto: WELL WHY WAIT

Easiest (funny) way to knock out a bronto: Hit his toe, then he kicks you so far it unloads that part of the map. Dino knocked out.

Bro damages his owner while hitting another dino 💀

Me:I’ve got nothing

Me:(see the bronto)

Me:1v1

Bronto:WIP!

Me: i’m flying to Mars

True

What a nice day. The brontosaurus’s are eating leaves in the tree tops and- hold on, is that a rock drake? Oohhh… one’s down. Oh yikes. One just got disemboweled. That’s- oh, oh dear. Uuhhh.. that is- yuk

(leaves room)

I say hi

I give I five

He gave me one to

And I don’t remember loading in genesis

Me:*steals Bronto egg

Bronto “You will no achieve the power of flight”

Me: *Wakes up on mars

I was on herbivore island stole like 3 bronto eggs and a trike egg I got chased and smacked for miles

Whana go to space hit it and say good bye

Me: walks up to bronto

Me: steals egg

Bronto: “What do you think your doing?”

Me: “uuuuuuuuh… “

Bronto: “Yeet!”

Me: “weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee… ”

I was killing triceratops and 7 charged at me and so I ran backwards and then the triceratops charged in to a lvl 145 brontosaurus. The brontosaurus was wrecking up the triceratops .

I had 50 level 3-5 raptors and dilos, a level 49 bronto was fighting off a Rex and I got to close so I got hit by that bronto and my pets charged it and all died😭. One up=one new pet after that killing of my innocent pets

Me playing ARK for the 1st time: oh, a Bronto egg…Let’s grab it! this might coming handy...

Next thing I know mama Bronto is chasing me all over the southern beach & I had to swim all over the ocean swarming with megapiranhas/megalodon to get off from her.

Just tamed a level 18. It was easy tbh. I'm a level 20 and was looking for a raptor, turned around, saw it looking at me, thought it was cute, used 39 arrows, went down, fed it mejoberries, tame. But I don't have saddle, what am I supposed to do with him now? I named him Charlie.

Taking there egg automatically tames the bronto, make sure to be close to the bronto when you take it though or else it won't work,

Accidentally punched this thing in easy mode with me as a level 10. Flew to the Writhing Swamps and was slain by a group of megapiranhas. Punched this guy on the southern islets btw.

I literally tried to punch a bronto just so it could hit me with its tail and send me to the place I wanted to go. Too lazy to walk the five mins it would’ve taken, and then when I got where i wanted to go, the Bro to comes outta nowhere and just kills me… not a good idea I guess.

Ads movie meme number 1

Bronto: I AM A STEGOSAURUS (steps on mine turtle)

Mine turtle: hello!

(Everyone dies)

THE END

Am I the only one who loves the brontos derpy noises 0.0

How to rule a surver 1tame 2 name war machine 3 get plat saddle 4 put cannons and ballistas 5 take over server