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What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-04T17:03:04+00:00

Brontosaurus more like yeetasuares

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-18T00:56:57+00:00

Tail thats what you should know

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-06T04:06:28+00:00

Why does it say a metal pick is better than this guy.

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2021-06-02T19:57:49+00:00

Kid: Mom? Can we go to Africa? I want to see the gigyrafs!!!

Mom: Oh sure honey go right over there…

Kid: (Walks over to bronto) Now what?

Mom: The harder you hit the farther you go!

Kid: (Whacks bronto and flies across the world)

Later…

Mom: How was your trip?

Kid: Turned out I went farther then Africa….

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2021-05-07T19:55:43+00:00

Me: Decides to try an tame a bronto

Bronto: You cant knock me out

Me: 10 tranq arrows later

Bronto: Zzz

Me: this is taking forever to tame

Bronto: Zzz

Me: Ill just take her egg

Bronto: Zzz

Me: ill just leave her here shes close to my base

Bronto: Zzz

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2022-08-11T16:15:14+00:00

The Bible says something about a giant creature that has legs Thule tree stumps!!

(🦕)

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-24T00:42:56+00:00

Shhhh memories remembered as a noon running around on my first day seeing a big egg and taking it, running back to my Minecraft shaped thatch house just to hear the ground shake and scary music.

I still can't tell if it was angry at me or the tame I gave the egg😂😂

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-07T21:06:38+00:00

Psst… if you eat a piece of erie candy then you will poop a bronto egg…

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2022-01-26T15:53:24+00:00

how to tame a bronto:

step 1: punch it

step 2: make sure you are constantly being stomped on

step 3: get blasted out of multiverse

step 4: bend laws of time

step 5: die

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2022-01-20T13:20:55+00:00

Taming with 1600000 tranquilizing arrows

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2023-01-21T17:49:35+00:00

I knocked one out with a bow and it took me 29 mins to get it to sleep normal bow btw

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2022-12-06T23:20:17+00:00

Greeehehehhehe. BRUHHHHMMMMGH!

Mating calls pt 3. (Pt 2 is in pteranodon)

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-12-02T21:42:14+00:00

you will never know how many brontos i killed 👹

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2023-04-07T22:52:02+00:00

Y'all all noobs I put a bronto to sleep with a primitive slingshot

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-01T08:09:34+00:00

Also true

Me:I’m strong now boy

*apparently not*

Me: flying to spinosaurus

Me:no I’m gonna get killed

Me:(smack, spinosaurus, unconscious)

Me: yes I kill him with Bronto

Bronto:SMAK!!!!!

score -3 · Answer 16 · 2020-09-07T17:16:48+00:00

Real men on mobile tame with dried wheat and use they fists to knock out

score -3 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-12T01:02:23+00:00

Once i was on creative i tamed a bronto and it took 3 days plus it died instantly by drowning #their stupid

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2021-03-23T13:31:27+00:00

Me with tranq cross bow: it’s over bronc I have the high ground. Bronc: you under estimate my power *smacks with long tail*

score -3 · Answer 19 · 2020-12-24T01:45:20+00:00

I’m a high school junior wearing size 13 nikes MENS size 13 nikes

score -3 · Answer 20 · 2020-11-29T03:30:28+00:00

Once l had a bronto then I had no bronto because of those horrible sharks 😢😡