Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Easy way to tame brontob
1. Find a real good armor
2. Prepare a bunch of darts or tranq
3. Prepare a lot of berries and crops
4. Just shoot at it like a maniac and ignore all it's attacks.
5. Feed it.
It's torpor goes down slow so you got a lot of time in your hands. Just be prepared to waste a good hour of your life guarding eat. The taming process is so slow you could've build a whole base with the time you spent taming it. So be sure to bring a balm.
What you should do to find a base location you:tapping the bronto's ankle
Bronto:"I will send you to a base location"
Bronto:smacks your face
You:"thank you bronto"
Bronto:"That was fun I want to do it again!"
Bronto: Smacking your face.again
You:"what!this is too far!!"
Bronto: smacks your face again and killed you
You:"what!!!!That's it(breaks your computer) "