Ever tried to steal a bronto egg and failed? I got freaking four of them. -egg collector

Have one. He is level 77 and his name in Tiny 🤣

I’m taking a fat shot rn and it sounds like I’m a bronto

Paint one or find one that’s blue, then name it Brachiosaurus emoji.

You’ve recreated 🦕.

I just noticed if you put ARK on camera mode and you put camera mode in a bronto in the river the legs have water in them, that is the reason that this is a funny tip.

1. Go to Spotify, pandora, or whatever music app you use

2. Put music on shuffle

3. First song that plays, take a word from the song (whether it’s the artist name or lyrics or song name)

4. Name your Dino with that word…my bronto is now called Dandelion, how ironic

I named my brontosaurus Bruno because of...we don't talk about Bruno no, no, no, no

Don’t look for brontos in general. Hit one on ACCIDENT, he’ll never forgive. God says don’t hold grudges, I bet brontos despise. Hit one and you’ll see the planets and what it is like to get swallowed up by Andromeda’s Galaxy, much like the Milky Way in billions of years.

Me: I’m only level 5! I can’t steal an egg! The bronto will go aggro on me!

My friend Haylee: Oh come on! What harm can it do?

Also Haylee: *lies* Look. *points at lystro* That’s a bronto.

(Readers: WHATTTTTTTTTTT?!)

Me: Okay, here goes. *picks up egg*

Bronto: *hits survivor when it’s right on the lystro*

Me: *Flies to the Genesis map on Mobile, which you can’t do* Curse you Haylee! That lystro hit me!

Bronto: *shouts* RED BULL GIVES YOU WIIIIIIINGS!

Me: I almost died from that jellyfish! I’m gonna slide down my bronto’s tail.

I clung to the end of the tail and swung! It’s called fun!

Me: knocks out bronto

Every Giga, T rex, allo, carno and raptor on the map:

Is for me?

This lvl 33 bronto is so annoying, then the day I decide to kill it is the day it does the thanos snap and disappears to another unknown place, I farmed 5 hours and he’s like :

A-boom I’m gone

I found one fighting a megaladon. FML

This motherfucker has a big hit box and will agro without you even TRYING they killed both my pteranodon and my triceratops on herbivore island

Bronto: *Minding it’s own business*

Me: *Steals it’s egg* What a big egg!!

Bronto: *Takes 10000000 years to turn around*

Me: … *Has had past experiences stealing eggs and died most of the time*

Bronto: *Yeets me farther than 1000000000000000000000000000000miles away*

Me: I bLiEvE i CaN fLy 🕊

Me: wait…. What is that? (I see a bunch of comps attacking a bro to

Me: I’ll save you compys! wow I wonder what the top of the ark looks like, do you go through to space?…

Bronto: HAHA YOU WANNA SEE THE TOP OF THE DOME? WELL ILL GIVE YA A TRIP!

It slaps me I fly to the top of the dome I snap my neck. WOOHOOOOO! BLECH

Baby Brontos are DURPY. Hatch one and die of laughter! Have fun! (MUHAHAHAHAHA) Just kiding, they are cute.

I am a Steg-O-sSteg-O-saurus( If I get it you are a goat(

When you're taking a high level bronto and have the whole area cleared of hostiles. Only for a level 3 rex to spawn from thin air 10 feet away from it and ruin your taming effectiveness.

Bronto:I AM A STEGOSAURUS (steps on Carbenemys with C47 on back)-

Turtle: Hello!

(TACTICAL NU- BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I trying to tame it on genesis