Bronto: *Minding it’s own business*

Me: *Steals it’s egg* What a big egg!!

Bronto: *Takes 10000000 years to turn around*

Me: … *Has had past experiences stealing eggs and died most of the time*

Bronto: *Yeets me farther than 1000000000000000000000000000000miles away*

Me: I bLiEvE i CaN fLy 🕊