Real men knock max levels with slingshots and tame it with berries and Marco berries only.

And I just tried to tame 1 it ran into water got attacked by megoldon and drownd and I didn't even get my 500 Tinton berry's back!. I am having a bad day

Ever need to regan large amounts of health throw your loot in a storage bin and punch one. Full health.

Hi I'm Bob ooooooooooh egg Billy I BET you won't eat it Billy : bye bye I'm riding the egg to mars oops it broke uh oh aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh Bob: hehe now I don't got to worry about that noooooob noooooo Billy: I sorvived yay

No flyers in genesis? Screw that i angered a bronto!

I made a new world and found one of these and it pooped right on me and later on more poop

This thing is capable to make u the best drug dealer since Pablo Escobar with just 1 tail swipe (if u don't know who he is search it up)

How to make a tank:

Step 1 tame a bronto

Step 2 make a bronto platform saddle

Step 3 make a ballista turrent

Step 4 have your friend ride it into battle while you smack the enemy’s dead

Now u have a living breathing tank

Yeah I’ve punched this thing out a couple times, not to crazy but real men use boomerangs to knock it out

Tamed one of these and named it 'the biggest boi'

Next day i discoverd titanosaurs are a thing

Steal it’s egg get yeeted out of orbit oh man that’s so funny

Punch the guys and get yeeted out of the map

These guys are easy kills on spinos, but if you had a spino, you wouldn't try to kill a bronto

I have a bronto and I’m on key level 38

When you’re taming them just chill on their head! It’s rather fun when you get bored lmao

That moment when you get nearly a thousand pounds worth of resources to build the behemoth gate, then ends up only being 4 lbs........

faster to tame then a theri. pick up blue eggs=you are nonexistant

I told my brother to go punch a bronto and he was instantly yeeted through the barrier and into extinction.

ME. that bronto was hard.

-terns around-

titanasaurus

ME. oh crap

Who thinks that the bronto kibble is weak cuz it's a bronto and it only tames a freaking saber