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Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
I tamed a bronto, named it ultra Nec (from Pokemon, if you get it)(Ultra Necrozma) , and bred it with my other bronto,
I named the baby 'The nex generation' 😆👌
If a bronto walks near your base and you are a beginer and you hate screen shake and loud noise, just hit him with a flyer than lure him away.
I used about 20 tranq arrows with my bow with about 10 I missed I shot her a few more times by accident after she fell I though she was still standing. Her torpor was full when I went to tame her. It takes a while mines only a level 10 but its goes up by 0.7 each time Im just…
I used about 20 tranq arrows with my bow with about 10 I missed I shot her a few more times by accident after she fell I though she was still standing. Her torpor was full when I went to tame her. It takes a while mines only a level 10 but its goes up by 0.7 each time Im just standing on her while typing this at the moment. I don’t think she will fit through my gates into my pen though.
For some reason, when it levels up, it makes carbonemys noises. Weird, right?
They definitely dont spawn in the air.
One camped near my house.
Sh!t.
I tried to take one of there at level 20.
Bad idea, that thing yeeted the sh!t out of all my tames. Oops.
Big dinosaur
Really hates when you punch it and steals its egg
Of course
Took a raptor’s life
Oh yeah like for more creature poems
Me:Mounts brontosaurus.
Also me:Jumps off.
Me again:Looses 2/3 of my health with ascendant armor.
Me and a bud on a non det didn’t really know about long necks and tranq darts so we tamed a 150 with prim crossbows looking back on it we where determined as f**k
I have 1 on a mobile server and he is better then my Rex because all I did was level melee and stamina. This dude 1 shot a carno lv 40 and it is really useful to break into noob bases.
I wasted 27 tranq arrows on him... just for him to drown and die :(
So on one of my saves I used my pod of dolfins (ichthyosaurs) to lure a brontosaurus into the ocean. LSS (long story short) he was dinner for megalodons, mantas, megapirahna, everything. IT LITERALLY DIDN’T LAST FOR MOAR THAN 5 SECONDS
I saw 2 rex fighting with a Bronto, I was about to help but it hitted me and flew much far, maybe he wants to die.
I swear I saw the redwoods when I punched one of these on the beach🤣
Me:i want to tame this creatur
Bronto:o no no no o no no
Me:trying to kill this
Bronto:get yeeated bro
Poland :can i into space?
ARK survivors:yes
Brontosaurus :just hit any of my body parts and
you will getting and free ride
Dad dared me to tame a 150. 2 hours later, now I have a Rex destroyer.