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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-20T02:07:46+00:00

I tamed a bronto, named it ultra Nec (from Pokemon, if you get it)(Ultra Necrozma) , and bred it with my other bronto,

I named the baby 'The nex generation' 😆👌

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-07T15:03:50+00:00

If a bronto walks near your base and you are a beginer and you hate screen shake and loud noise, just hit him with a flyer than lure him away.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-05-07T19:50:56+00:00

I used about 20 tranq arrows with my bow with about 10 I missed I shot her a few more times by accident after she fell I though she was still standing. Her torpor was full when I went to tame her. It takes a while mines only a level 10 but its goes up by 0.7 each time Im just standing on her while typing this at the moment. I don’t think she will fit through my gates into my pen though.

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2021-03-26T18:45:32+00:00

Me:Mounts brontosaurus.

Also me:Jumps off.

Me again:Looses 2/3 of my health with ascendant armor.

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-08-26T14:51:56+00:00

For some reason, when it levels up, it makes carbonemys noises. Weird, right?

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2019-08-13T22:39:31+00:00

They definitely dont spawn in the air.

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2019-07-10T17:28:14+00:00

One camped near my house.

Sh!t.

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2019-06-22T15:46:09+00:00

I tried to take one of there at level 20.

Bad idea, that thing yeeted the sh!t out of all my tames. Oops.

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2019-05-20T23:49:30+00:00

I wasted 27 tranq arrows on him... just for him to drown and die :(

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2024-08-24T19:39:21+00:00

Eat rare flower near this and get yeeted into the Void

Hahaha

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-10-06T11:19:37+00:00

I saw 2 rex fighting with a Bronto, I was about to help but it hitted me and flew much far, maybe he wants to die.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2022-10-02T19:49:10+00:00

I swear I saw the redwoods when I punched one of these on the beach🤣

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-02T04:01:53+00:00

Me and a bud on a non det didn’t really know about long necks and tranq darts so we tamed a 150 with prim crossbows looking back on it we where determined as f**k

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2021-01-20T08:21:41+00:00

I have 1 on a mobile server and he is better then my Rex because all I did was level melee and stamina. This dude 1 shot a carno lv 40 and it is really useful to break into noob bases.

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2020-11-24T12:25:10+00:00

Me:i want to tame this creatur

Bronto:o no no no o no no

Me:trying to kill this

Bronto:get yeeated bro

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-03-17T18:20:37+00:00

So on one of my saves I used my pod of dolfins (ichthyosaurs) to lure a brontosaurus into the ocean. LSS (long story short) he was dinner for megalodons, mantas, megapirahna, everything. IT LITERALLY DIDN’T LAST FOR MOAR THAN 5 SECONDS

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-08-23T23:58:03+00:00

I told my sister before "We should try and tame one" we attempted to knock it out with my brother as well and I died the most- then ny corpse glitched out and was stretched across the entire map. Never again will I try until I can learn to kill an alpha rex 😂

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2022-07-09T17:23:47+00:00

He big boi and he shake world and is beefy

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2022-07-02T21:18:14+00:00

Anyone else think they are unconscious for way too long it’s like a hour