Me: oh look a brontosaurus I want one *knocks one out*
Other brontosaurus watching me: you little-
Me: but I don’t want to go to space
Brontosaurus: *knocking me into space*
Me: but I just wanted a new tame *dies*
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
My biggest accomplishment on this game is that I knock out a bronto on the lost island near the island with the Easter egg on it. That's all.
Friend: bet you cant tame it
Me: na ill show you
Friend: ha 😈
Me: *hits bronto*
Bronto: wanna go to pluto
Me: AHHHHH!!!! *flies to pluto*
I know how to complete the “Thin Air” task! Without a mount! Find a bronto near the tallest place in the island, start task, and have bronto yet you up! It’s super convenient!
Me: names a raptor Russia
Me: names a dodo (tamed) Ukraine
Me: unclaims Ukraine
Me: orders Russia to kill it
Seriously, animal/dino version what happened 2/25/22 with Russia and Ukraine
Rule 1 of egg stealing: Ya gotta eat it quick!
Bronto: Not so fast…
You can guess what happened next…
Law and Order:
Attorney: Are you guilty of taking the egg of Bronto?
Me: *gulps* yes
Bronto: *Slaps me into the edge of the universe.
Me: I see the light…
Someone in heaven: Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiings
Bronto: hiii
Me: uh, hi?
Bronto: hit me!
Me: ok… *hits him*
Bronto: sends me to the andromeda galaxy
Brontoboiboiboi
How are you so very big
I no understand
A haiku by Terry Seratops
bronto: I’m biggest dino in game no one can beat me hehe
titanosaur: hello little brother
Bronto, I have come, tell me the secrets of the universe.
Bronto:We are 70% chonk, and 50% of Canada is A. We get hugged by deinonychus and we slap humans to mars.
Me:🤚👌
Bronto: *is chonk*
Me: no, is slap
Allo: no, is food
Deinonychus: need hug
Woof doggo: is transportation- I mean woof
More bronto: we is CHONK fear us
A random brontosaurus: I AM A STEGOSAURUS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN KILL ANYTHING AND I CAN GET ANYTHING IN MY INVENTORY
This guy was my second tame and I did not know how I knocked her out but it’s a good defender of my base till I get to level 63 and get a very op farmer.
It’s a TCHICC boi.
He once trampled me, that hoe. I died
It,s leg looks like a chicken wing when leg is close to body
Bronto: Bro is that a torpor arrow? Diplo: no bronto: what is it? Diplo: fertlized bronto egg bronto: YOU. YOU,RE THE ONE THAT STOLE MY EGG!
I got a glitch to insta knockout out it and im half way through ez!
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