I used to have a dilo, it’s a lvl 30-40 dilo, and i named it coconut, it helped me fight raptors and other bad dudes, but it died from this GOD DANG THING CUZ ITS RANGE IS SO BIG, without coconut, I was defenceless, even my peachy died. 1 up = support for coconut

It's big

We’re going on a trip with are favorite bronto going through the sky we’re going to freaking die

I once hit one cause a friend dared me too. Never remembering signing up for NASA’s space program

Filthy waste of storage in my xbox that is a level 10 bronto hit the level 135 bronto I was taming I got so pissed off I rained the wrath of Zeus on it with 5 rexes.

Idk if ARK AI can fear but I sure hope this one did.

Me:BET you can’t grab that egg and hit that longneck!

Friend who’s new to the game: BET

famous last words

Updoot pls I do this for a living

Rookie Mistakes:

Noob: I’m gonna tame this Bronto

Noob: *Punches foot* I think I got it knocked out.

Bronto: …

Bronto: Hey you tiny thing! Wanna free trip?

Noob: To where?

Bronto: To Pluto…

BAM

GitezGood

Next one on Megalodon

People are stupid for paying big bucks to go to space. All you need to do is smack a bronto’s toe and you get sent to jupiter.

*Takes off glasses*

*Jurassic Park Theme plays*

"Welcome, to The Island."

Breed them and name the baby little foot. Then unclaim the mother and kill it with a Rex named big tooth. Then give the baby bronto a baby trike and ptera as friends. Well done, you’ve recreated the land before time