One time I was taming a level 100 pronto and I shot it with Frank arrows and I ran out and I was on a cliff and went to the moon 😂😂😂😂

Me: oh look a brontosaurus I want one *knocks one out*

Other brontosaurus watching me: you little-

Me: but I don’t want to go to space

Brontosaurus: *knocking me into space*

Me: but I just wanted a new tame *dies*

My biggest accomplishment on this game is that I knock out a bronto on the lost island near the island with the Easter egg on it. That's all.

Friend: bet you cant tame it

Me: na ill show you

Friend: ha 😈

Me: *hits bronto*

Bronto: wanna go to pluto

Me: AHHHHH!!!! *flies to pluto*

I know how to complete the “Thin Air” task! Without a mount! Find a bronto near the tallest place in the island, start task, and have bronto yet you up! It’s super convenient!

Me: names a raptor Russia

Me: names a dodo (tamed) Ukraine

Me: unclaims Ukraine

Me: orders Russia to kill it

Seriously, animal/dino version what happened 2/25/22 with Russia and Ukraine

Rule 1 of egg stealing: Ya gotta eat it quick!

Bronto: Not so fast…

You can guess what happened next…

Law and Order:

Attorney: Are you guilty of taking the egg of Bronto?

Me: *gulps* yes

Bronto: *Slaps me into the edge of the universe.

Me: I see the light…

Someone in heaven: Red Bull gives you wiiiiiiiiiings

Bronto: hiii

Me: uh, hi?

Bronto: hit me!

Me: ok… *hits him*

Bronto: sends me to the andromeda galaxy

Brontoboiboiboi

How are you so very big

I no understand

A haiku by Terry Seratops

bronto: I’m biggest dino in game no one can beat me hehe

titanosaur: hello little brother

Bronto, I have come, tell me the secrets of the universe.

Bronto:We are 70% chonk, and 50% of Canada is A. We get hugged by deinonychus and we slap humans to mars.

Me:🤚👌

Bronto: *is chonk*

Me: no, is slap

Allo: no, is food

Deinonychus: need hug

Woof doggo: is transportation- I mean woof

More bronto: we is CHONK fear us

I CAN KILL ANYTHING AND I CAN GET ANYTHING IN MY INVENTORY

This guy was my second tame and I did not know how I knocked her out but it’s a good defender of my base till I get to level 63 and get a very op farmer.

It’s a TCHICC boi.

He once trampled me, that hoe. I died

I'm a dinosaurs fan rawrrrrrr 🦕🦕🦕

It,s leg looks like a chicken wing when leg is close to body

Bronto: Bro is that a torpor arrow? Diplo: no bronto: what is it? Diplo: fertlized bronto egg bronto: YOU. YOU,RE THE ONE THAT STOLE MY EGG!