Me: spawns))
(See bronto egg)
Me: :D
(Take egg)
Bronto: oh heck nah, no u don’tttt
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
Now hear me out
(Actually you probably shouldn't)
But I have tamed a stego with mejoberries, a megalodon with raw meat, a basilosaurus with raw meat so it doesn't look IMPOSSIBLE to tame a bronto with mejoberries although I'm too scared to do it on Herby island…
Now hear me out
(Actually you probably shouldn't)
But I have tamed a stego with mejoberries, a megalodon with raw meat, a basilosaurus with raw meat so it doesn't look IMPOSSIBLE to tame a bronto with mejoberries although I'm too scared to do it on Herby island as it may kill my tames
-Ira's Aquatics
ME WHEN I WAS NEW - YES I GOT A PIC AXE NOW NO ONE CAN FIGHT WITH ME
LE ME LATER WITH THAT BLUE EGG - WHATS THAT BIG EGG THINGY? I GOT MY FOOD FOR 1 YEAR
LE ME LATER - HEY YO!!! LONG NECK STOP THROWING ME !!
If you see a blue bro to egg, pick it up! It will tame the bronto almost immediately. It only works if you are in close proximity to the bronco though. Have fun :)
Big dinosaur hehe huge neck dino
All i remember is stealing a egg then becoming the first man on mars.
-first man on mars
Took 3 tranq arrows too knock out a level 5 brontosaurus 🦕😂
It’s bigger than the sun
I’m pretty sure if you fly it into the volcano it wouldn’t even fit
They will be mine all mine. And they are great at getting thacht.
I am a great dinosaur rawrrrrrr
🦕
What if this had the plague of madness from primal
My brontos are faster than manas, how you may ask? OXYGEN STAT
In my personal opinion put all points of bronto in speed and see magic (can fly)😂
i remember i was riding my raptor after some parasaur because i wanted to tame it and this guy showed up outta nowhere and i accidentally hit him and i got sent to outer space..
So this happened. I have my brono. I get online and she’s missing. I see someone level 92. They say nothing. So I ask “have you seen my brontosaurus?” No answer. I keep walking and I see my brono. I know it’s her. He drops a capsule and says “use it” I did. I get…
So this happened. I have my brono. I get online and she’s missing. I see someone level 92. They say nothing. So I ask “have you seen my brontosaurus?” No answer. I keep walking and I see my brono. I know it’s her. He drops a capsule and says “use it” I did. I get my brono back. Level 35 plus a bronto platform saddle. 😳🥺 I’m only level 46. I ask “why do this?” He says “because it looks cool” Some servers are awesome. So thank you higher level peeps for doing us a favor and helping us. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️
Say your a total fan of Bruno Mars but his tickets are to expensive? Well Mr. Brontos here for you! Just touch his foot and you’ll be yeeted to mars we’re his tickets are muuuuch cheaper! THANKS MR BRONTO!!!🚀🚀🚀
This is one big dinosaur
But not big
You made it
To
The
Bottom
Tame a few up with 5 paras. Put them near water and boom, you recreated Jurassic Park
If your a dumbbell like me, this is what will happen. So you see a big blue egg next to a brontosaurus, and you realize your hungry, so u grab the egg and run back to your giga. You better be a fast runner, I figured that out the hard way.
Everybody gangsta, until you make the mistake of stealing this big guys eggs.