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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
So this happened. I have my brono. I get online and she’s missing. I see someone level 92. They say nothing. So I ask “have you seen my brontosaurus?” No answer. I keep walking and I see my brono. I know it’s her. He drops a capsule and says “use it” I did. I get my brono back. Level 35 plus a bronto platform saddle. 😳🥺 I’m only level 46. I ask “why do this?” He says “because it looks cool” Some servers are awesome. So thank you higher level peeps for doing us a favor and helping us. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️
Once, I was running down the beach. This was one of my first days playing ark, by the way. I spotted a blue egg and thought I could use it in an omelet.(Please don’t judge, I was extremely new to the game). I took it and started walking back to the little tree that served my home. Suddenly, the ground shakes, I see big legs, and the next thing I know, I get sent into oblivion.