This is not funny but in response to a Funny. Brontoes and Apatosaurus are now classed as different creatures. Brontos have bigger nostrils. True! True! TRUE!
Brontosaurus
The Brontosaurus is a behemoth of a dinosaur with a powerful tail 'tail sweep' attack that can smash all nearby enemies. This method is also one of the most efficient ways to gather berries and thatch, and the Brontosaurus' ability to carry large quantities of items make it even more useful for gathering. With its ability to carry a Platform Saddle, the Brontosaurus is often considered a must-have dinosaur for nomadic tribes looking for a mobile base.
Jokes and funny moments about the Brontosaurus from ARK players.
“Oh hi brontOOO0000oooo!” Last word of me before I started flying past the freaking sun.
heh… 🅱️ For 🅱️erry aaaaaaaaaaa
Poor titan.small base.but awesome part is aaaaa . He flip his tail
when I first joined ark I had a bright pink dodo named flamingo but it died to this flippin thing and I just rode my moschops away, only to find a dead dodo body. I then put him in my house not only for him to go through the floor an he just decomposed under there. Rip flamingo
The guy below me is retarded (thats me lol)
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Bronto is .......................... dinosaur
Hit a brontosaurus in the toe then you get a ufo
It’s chunky, that’s why it can’t fly
This dude is non existent (swerve to that upper-facing arrow if you are a historical dino-know-it-all like me)
Me: *sees rex*
Red: haha die :>
Bronto: allow me to introduce myself
Rex: OH-
Stego and anky: time for legit war :D
Based off a true story
Giraffe+random Dino=Bronto
ME BIG BRAINS
I like em big
I like em chunky
*chunky*
I like em round
With somethin somethin
Get a female and male bronto breed them drop the male in the ocean act like a caveman and you got yourself the good dinosaur
Heres a story that happened to me : I was trying to finish my house and I ran out of woods then I started to collect wood I accidentally hit trike and those trikes almost killed me later my carbonemys hit the bronto (lvl 10 pretty low) bcuz of those trikes it killed me and all…
Heres a story that happened to me : I was trying to finish my house and I ran out of woods then I started to collect wood I accidentally hit trike and those trikes almost killed me later my carbonemys hit the bronto (lvl 10 pretty low) bcuz of those trikes it killed me and all of my dinos and destroyed my house :( then an ad pop up and I waited like a 2 min And everything was gone.. at least I had a backup (I was playing singleplayer at mobile) but I have to do the home and grind some levels Ugh so These guys are not joke try not to hit any dino near to your tames
When I was trying to tame a dinosaur I hit a bronto instead of the other dinosaur not thinking ran to my house demolished my house, had to rebuild everything
First time trying to tame one I just spammed tranq arrows so close knock out then big boy rex starts to chomp chomp and I’m out
Me and my friend where trying to kill a bronto. Turns out it killed us…... A LOT!!!!!!!!!!
Want to know how hard mama spanks if you've never felt it well punch my friend bronto he'll show ya.
I’m going to need more arrows