
What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Once, I was running down the beach. This was one of my first days playing ark, by the way. I spotted a blue egg and thought I could use it in an omelet.(Please don’t judge, I was extremely new to the game). I took it and started walking back to the little tree that served my home. Suddenly, the ground shakes, I see big legs, and the next thing I know, I get sent into oblivion.
One time,when I was taming an allow, I saw one of these near a diplo( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 48 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend
Twice now I have had a bronto step on my raft and get permanently stuck. The first time I accidentally killed it but the second I managed to KO it with my slingshot, now I have a 50 foot giant next to my Trike and Dillos
Ps it did end up destroying my storage container with all my other loot 😐