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What are some funny jokes or stories about the brontosaurus? Funny brontosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Heres a story that happened to me : I was trying to finish my house and I ran out of woods then I started to collect wood I accidentally hit trike and those trikes almost killed me later my carbonemys hit the bronto (lvl 10 pretty low) bcuz of those trikes it killed me and all of my dinos and destroyed my house :( then an ad pop up and I waited like a 2 min And everything was gone.. at least I had a backup (I was playing singleplayer at mobile) but I have to do the home and grind some levels Ugh so These guys are not joke try not to hit any dino near to your tames
Once, I was running down the beach. This was one of my first days playing ark, by the way. I spotted a blue egg and thought I could use it in an omelet.(Please don’t judge, I was extremely new to the game). I took it and started walking back to the little tree that served my home. Suddenly, the ground shakes, I see big legs, and the next thing I know, I get sent into oblivion.
So this happened. I have my brono. I get online and she’s missing. I see someone level 92. They say nothing. So I ask “have you seen my brontosaurus?” No answer. I keep walking and I see my brono. I know it’s her. He drops a capsule and says “use it” I did. I get my brono back. Level 35 plus a bronto platform saddle. 😳🥺 I’m only level 46. I ask “why do this?” He says “because it looks cool” Some servers are awesome. So thank you higher level peeps for doing us a favor and helping us. 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻❤️
One time,when I was taming an allow, I saw one of these near a diplo( I was on foot with no mount {rip bary}) so I went up to it because that is where I had knocked out the allo but instead of accessing the inventory of the allo I punched the bronto by accident. (Note:I did not notice but the diplo also got aggravated) the bronto yeeted me as the diplo hit me and I went at 48 kms into orbit, and thats how the actual first man on the moon happend